Dick Tricks

2007-08-07T21:34:00.000+02:00

The Woman

Most men have at some point wanted to try being a woman for a day. Most men have never tried, mostly because an operation is expensive and irrevocable, and the hormone treatment sucks. This trick gives a guy the opportunity to try life as a woman without putting his future masculinity in jeopardy. Keep in mind that this trick doesn’t make you a full woman so do not visit the ladies’ changing room at the gym – you will get busted as soon as somebody sees you from behind.

2007-08-07T21:32:00.000+02:00

The Wedding Ring

Getting married is the best way to show that you really love someone. In most cultures some kind of ceremony is held to announce the union of the parties. In western culture, as in many other, the ring is used as a symbol of this eternal union. With this dick trick, here is your chance to present something more precious than all the diamonds in the world – a part of you.

2007-08-07T21:30:00.000+02:00

The Rose

The classic way to surprise your beloved and prove your love is to bring flowers and chocolates. But no matter how much you love someone, it’s easy to forget about everyday romance. Now there are no excuses for the romance-killers who keep forgetting to stop by the flower shop. The solution is closer than you think. If you know how to do this trick there is always an appreciated surprise in your pants.

2007-08-07T21:25:00.000+02:00

The Olympic Torch

This trick is basically the same as the Torch. The difference is the difficulty to synchronize all the people involved. When the fire is burning it doesn’t take long before the man on fire feels the urge to put the flame out. This is why it is important to be prepared. If the trick is successful it is a great way to honor the old tradition of bringing fire from the old Greek mountain of Olympus to the arena of the Olympic Games.

2007-08-07T21:22:00.000+02:00

The Eiffel Tower

Meet spring in Paris! Great! Drink Pernod in a café and observe the people strolling by in the shadow of the Eiffel tower. Now you can recreate this feeling with a refreshing dick trick that is guaranteed to arouse sweet memories in French-lovers and others who have enjoyed the fruits of Paris. If you feel like it, do your entrance dressed in beret, blue-white striped sweater, red scarf and with a baguette smartly under your arm. A faint smell of garlic could also be an asset. Foreskin is preferred, but the trick works without it as well.

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Docking

We have all watched with fascination how astronauts and cosmonauts have explored space. One of the more thrilling moments of a space journey is when two spaceships dock. The precision must be exact and the procedure is painfully slow. That is why all the steps of this trick should be done very slowly. Feel free to accompany the trick with “Space Oddity” by David Bowie. If you pull apart very quickly you can accomplish a great sound that has little to do with space but sounds funny. A man can also performe this trick with a woman, how to do that is described in a different kind of literature.

2007-08-07T21:02:00.000+02:00

Baby Bird

What is cuter than a naked and blind little baby bird crying after sweets to be brought by mum or dad? If you manage to pull this trick off, the audience will bring you sweets as well. We will hope in the shape of pastry’s and cakes and not worms. Keep in mind that the sweets go in your mouth, not to your baby bird – food on your body might be considered unhygienic.

2007-08-07T19:31:00.000+02:00

The Atomic Bomb

Even since 1945, when it was first sighted in the sky, the mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb has been associated with destruction, doomsday prophecies and the arms race. To see such a cloud would come with the realization that something terrible has happened. Now you can lead the arms race yourself at home by showing a scary mushroom and at the same time get amazed and jealous applause from your guests when they realize you have a “weapon” like that.

2007-08-07T18:39:00.000+02:00

The Cannon

The artillery was for decades the most powerful weapon an army could have. In the last century however, it has had to stand back to make room for tanks, airplanes, missiles and lately smart weapons. Yet, the cannon remains as a symbol of power and strength. It is considered a brave action to let oneself be shot out of a cannon. In addition, this dick trick is visually much more interesting than to stage a stelth air craft that bombs at night from 50,000 feets.